It has come to our attention that a few copies of the West Virginia edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside West Virginia. If you have one of the West Virginia editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The West...
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Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in.
As the Democratic Party hones its campaign strategy for next year's election, it might look to Austin, Texas, where Democrats are facing off against Republicans using a strategy experts have.
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Ten minutes later, he says, "Get...
My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and everyone was relieved when we found.
13> One of your Sims just won first place on "American Idol." 12> Those guys outside your house in dark suits after you get to a certain level in "Enter.
Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
15> Used the words "British" and "cuisine" in the same sentence. 14> Appears in a Paris Hilton video (the one in which he's in a compromising position with a male.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...." -The last words of General John Sedgwick, at the Battle of Spotsylvania, 1864
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.