"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...." -The last words of General John Sedgwick, at the Battle of Spotsylvania, 1864
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
your mama's so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales start to sing:We are family, even though your bigger than me!
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be opening minded.
Q. What do you call edible poop? A. An assbrown.
Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let's look at the crocodile. It is long on the top.
When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.A hot rock placed in your...
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy? He didn't want to walk around the White House saying "Cum... Spot ", Cum....Spot!!!!
1 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her! 2 Y.M.S.F her job is spoon and fork operator. 3 Y.M.S.F she was born with a silver.
Q: What's the best thing about your child turning 3 years of age? A: Daddy now has someone who has more in common with him.