13> One of your Sims just won first place on "American Idol." 12> Those guys outside your house in dark suits after you get to a certain level in "Enter the Matrix"? Those ain't Mormons, Chester. 11> You can't scope with any of the *virtual*...
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Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
15> Used the words "British" and "cuisine" in the same sentence. 14> Appears in a Paris Hilton video (the one in which he's in a compromising position with a male.
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies...
For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And.
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won,.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...." -The last words of General John Sedgwick, at the Battle of Spotsylvania, 1864
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
your mama's so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales start to sing:We are family, even though your bigger than me!
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be opening minded.