Ways to annoy the person sitting next to you in a public library! 1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly. 2. While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you. 3....
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12. "Let's speed this up--who *haven't* you nailed?" 11. "Aha! So you admit you've had sex!!!! What's it like? Is it fun?" 10. "And the situation in Bosnia didn't distract.
IF YOU HAVE 3 APPLES AND TAKE 2 THEN HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE? 2.
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a open room yo mama so stupid she Tried to do a driveby with a weel chair and a water gun yo mama so damm stupid she put two qarter in her ear and thoght she was...
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted..
Bill Clinton has been mistakenly characterized as a "yes man" when he is really a "yes ma'am."
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for...
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.
what do you call daniel when he is looking at you? and ugly person vernita
One night a girl named Jamie had a dream. She dreamed she was being chased by a lion. Up ahead she saw a tree. She decided to climb up it to escape. When she had almost reached the top she heard a hissing sound. She...