1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minutes, or you will be logged off. 2. You have been on-line 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on you,but there are OTHER people in the...
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Ways to annoy the person sitting next to you in a public library! 1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly. 2. While pointing to a very simple word, like.
12. "Let's speed this up--who *haven't* you nailed?" 11. "Aha! So you admit you've had sex!!!! What's it like? Is it fun?" 10. "And the situation in Bosnia didn't distract.
IF YOU HAVE 3 APPLES AND TAKE 2 THEN HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE? 2.
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WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted..
Bill Clinton has been mistakenly characterized as a "yes man" when he is really a "yes ma'am."
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew.
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.
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