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As the Democratic Party hones its campaign strategy for next year's election, it might look to Austin, Texas, where Democrats are facing off against Republicans using a strategy experts have.
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it.
My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and everyone was relieved when we found Matthew playing calmly in the woods. "Listen to me!" his mother said sharply, "From now...
13> One of your Sims just won first place on "American Idol." 12> Those guys outside your house in dark suits after you get to a certain level in "Enter.
Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
15> Used the words "British" and "cuisine" in the same sentence. 14> Appears in a Paris Hilton video (the one in which he's in a compromising position with a male royal servant at the Paris Hilton). 13> Was caught corking his polo mallet. 12> Practices...
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in.
For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And.
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: �Justice...