Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
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The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of.
One day I was shopping at my local drugstore when I noticed a new face behind the pharmaceutical counter. She was drop dead gorgeous and a beutiful set of tits.
A young child walks into a corner store and picks up a big box of laundry detergent. The storekeep trying to be friendly says, "Got a lot of laundry to do?" The boy says, "Haha no. I'm actually going to go wash my dog with...
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a male insomniac? A: A cock that stays up all night.
yo mamma so dumb she had bad grades in school
If operating systems were airlines, what kind of service would they offer? Here is a lighthearted look at what passengers could expect. DOS Air: All the passengers go out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the air,...
"You're going out to play golf again?" his wife complained."I'm only doing under doctors orders.""Do I look stupid to you?!" "But its true," he said, while walking out the door."He.
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew,.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE ROLLED DOWN A BARBIES CANYON!