One night a girl named Jamie had a dream. She dreamed she was being chased by a lion. Up ahead she saw a tree. She decided to climb up it to escape. When she had almost reached the top she heard a hissing sound. She...
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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the West Virginia edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside West Virginia. If you have one.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE ROLLED DOWN A BARBIES CANYON!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minutes, or you will be logged off. 2. You have been on-line 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on you,but there are OTHER people in the...
Ways to annoy the person sitting next to you in a public library! 1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly. 2. While pointing to a very simple word, like.
12. "Let's speed this up--who *haven't* you nailed?" 11. "Aha! So you admit you've had sex!!!! What's it like? Is it fun?" 10. "And the situation in Bosnia didn't distract.
IF YOU HAVE 3 APPLES AND TAKE 2 THEN HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE? 2.
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a open room yo mama so stupid she Tried to do a driveby with a weel chair and a water gun yo.
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted..
Bill Clinton has been mistakenly characterized as a "yes man" when he is really a "yes ma'am."