At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was...
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An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the.
yo mama is so fat when she bends over everyone thinks the world is gona explode,
Q. What does the Gingerbread Man have on his bed?A. Cookie sheets.Submitted By: Julia
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minutes, or you will be logged off. 2. You have been on-line.
Ways to annoy the person sitting next to you in a public library! 1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly. 2. While pointing to a very simple word, like.
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IF YOU HAVE 3 APPLES AND TAKE 2 THEN HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE? 2.
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a open room yo mama so stupid she Tried to do a driveby with a weel chair and a water gun yo.
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle...