An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for...
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yo mama is so fat when she bends over everyone thinks the world is gona explode,
Q. What does the Gingerbread Man have on his bed?A. Cookie sheets.Submitted By: Julia
A woman, completely fed up with her husbands AOL obsession finally takes matter into her own hands. One night as he is sitting at the computer, she goes into the bedroom, takes off all her clothes, puts on a full length fur coat and she...
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of.
One day I was shopping at my local drugstore when I noticed a new face behind the pharmaceutical counter. She was drop dead gorgeous and a beutiful set of tits to match. Well it didn't take a minute to turn on the flirt and ask...
A young child walks into a corner store and picks up a big box of laundry detergent. The storekeep trying to be friendly says, "Got a lot of laundry to.
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the West Virginia edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside West Virginia. If you have one.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE ROLLED DOWN A BARBIES CANYON!