A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to...
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A young child walks into a corner store and picks up a big box of laundry detergent. The storekeep trying to be friendly says, "Got a lot of laundry to.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a male insomniac? A: A cock that stays up all night.
yo mamma so dumb she had bad grades in school
If operating systems were airlines, what kind of service would they offer? Here is a lighthearted look at what passengers could expect. DOS Air: All the passengers go out onto.
"You're going out to play golf again?" his wife complained."I'm only doing under doctors orders.""Do I look stupid to you?!" "But its true," he said, while walking out the door."He.
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was...
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the.
yo mama is so fat when she bends over everyone thinks the world is gona explode,
Q. What does the Gingerbread Man have on his bed?A. Cookie sheets.Submitted By: Julia