A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot...
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A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times... He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it.
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor. "I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm gonna die from it." "Ridiculous," said the doctor. "You'd never know if you.
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things." "True enough," said Mrs. Whembleton. "If I should predecease...
A man had fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all crowding around trying to get him out before the train ran him over. They were all.
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of.
One day I was shopping at my local drugstore when I noticed a new face behind the pharmaceutical counter. She was drop dead gorgeous and a beutiful set of tits.
A young child walks into a corner store and picks up a big box of laundry detergent. The storekeep trying to be friendly says, "Got a lot of laundry to do?" The boy says, "Haha no. I'm actually going to go wash my dog with...