Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
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What is Bill Clinton's Second favorite movie? "Octopussy"
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start.
your momas so fat she has her own area code
Priest: What is your sin child? Girl : I confess father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch... Priest: Why? Girl : Father he touched me.... Priest: Like this???? (The priest.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
President W. Bush said he was happy with his Tax address to Congress, saying it was "to the point" as planned. What does Bush credit his terse delivery to? His careful selection of the most appropriate malapropisms.
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.????? A. A cherry float.
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to.
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up, so he called his little boy and sent this note...