A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot...
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A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times... He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it.
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor. "I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm gonna die from it." "Ridiculous," said the doctor. "You'd never know if you.
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things." "True enough," said Mrs. Whembleton. "If I should predecease...
A man had fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all crowding around trying to get him out before the train ran him over. They were all.
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
What is Bill Clinton's Second favorite movie? "Octopussy"
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start.
your momas so fat she has her own area code
Priest: What is your sin child? Girl : I confess father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch... Priest: Why? Girl : Father he touched me.... Priest: Like this???? (The priest then touches the girl...) Girl : Yes!!! Priest: But that is no reason to call...