President W. Bush said he was happy with his Tax address to Congress, saying it was "to the point" as planned. What does Bush credit his terse delivery to? His careful selection of the most appropriate malapropisms.
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Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.????? A. A cherry float.
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to.
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up, so he called his little boy and sent this note...
William's wife started noticing how forgetful he was becoming. Being the concerned wife, she convinced him to see a doctor. William was a little worried when the doctor came in..
"You're going out to play golf again?" his wife complained."I'm only doing under doctors orders.""Do I look stupid to you?!" "But its true," he said, while walking out the door."He.
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was...
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the.
yo mama is so fat when she bends over everyone thinks the world is gona explode,
Q. What does the Gingerbread Man have on his bed?A. Cookie sheets.Submitted By: Julia