Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette A man is incomplete until.
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually.
1) Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana! 2) Life sucks .... and then you die! 3) What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?! 4) If life is so perfect why...
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?A: Runs away from the draft.
Knock Knock Who's there? Handsome! Handsome who? Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more! Knock Knock Who's there? Hank! Hank who? Hank you! Knock Knock Who's there?.
Yo moma's so fat that NASA had to orbit a sattelite around her head! Yo mama is so fat her 2 butt cheeks look like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud! Yo moma is so ugly when she has to breast feed she has...
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After.
"My husband's just opened a store." "Really? How's he doing?" "Six months. He opened it with a crowbar." Submitted by Frodo Edited by Yisman
You momma so fat she jumped out of an airplane in a yellow coat, and people thought the sun was falling.