yo mammas so fat wen she got pulled over and the cop asked for her D/L it said to be continued yo mamas so fat shes got a peg leg with a kickstand yo mamas so fat when i showed her a picture of her...
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A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife is going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the.
A drunk man was casually taking a piss into a drinking fountain in the park. A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically, "What the hell do you.
There were two kids one was named mind ur bisness and the other one was named trouble and they were playing in the woods and trouble got lost so mind ur bisness went to the police station and told the officer wat happened the officer...
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After.
"My husband's just opened a store." "Really? How's he doing?" "Six months. He opened it with a crowbar." Submitted by Frodo Edited by Yisman
You momma so fat she jumped out of an airplane in a yellow coat, and people thought the sun was falling.
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish. Poor sole! Submitted by calamjo Edited by Curtis
Early in the morning, a man set out for a fishing trip. Before he left his wife said, "Stay home. It's raining out there, and windy." The husband did not.
Little Jonny asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?""Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his motherLittle Jonny answered " The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he...