Knock Knock Who's there? Zoom! Zoom who? Zoom did you expect! Knock Knock Who's there? Zsa Zsa! Zsa Zsa who? Zsa Zsa last Knock Knock joke! Knock Knock Who's there? Zubin! Zubin who? Zubin eating garlic again!
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A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no to the question.The next question, intended for those who.
Men are like...Curling Irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair.
14> The only thing wonderful about Wonder Woman is her Wonderbra. 13> Charlie Brown switches his affection to the little blue-haired girl. 12> Wile E. Coyote receives fewer parcels from ACME, more parcels from AARP. 11> New royal title: King Valiant. New color for horrid...
Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about entirely.
Little Jonny asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?""Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his motherLittle Jonny.
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
How are OJ Simpson and Simba from the "Lion King" different? One is an African lion the other is a lyin' African.
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor I'm an excellent...