A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no to the question.The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never...
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Men are like...Curling Irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair.
14> The only thing wonderful about Wonder Woman is her Wonderbra. 13> Charlie Brown switches his affection to the little blue-haired girl. 12> Wile E. Coyote receives fewer parcels from.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about entirely.
Dan: "I'm a man of few words." Loz: "Yeah, I'm married, too!" Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor I'm an excellent...
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually.
1) Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana! 2) Life sucks .... and then you die! 3) What are you gonna do for a.
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?A: Runs away from the draft.