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Dan: "I'm a man of few words." Loz: "Yeah, I'm married, too!" Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil.
yo mammas so fat wen she got pulled over and the cop asked for her D/L it said to be continued yo mamas so fat shes got a peg leg with a kickstand yo mamas so fat when i showed her a picture of her...
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife is going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the.
A drunk man was casually taking a piss into a drinking fountain in the park. A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically, "What the hell do you.
There were two kids one was named mind ur bisness and the other one was named trouble and they were playing in the woods and trouble got lost so mind ur bisness went to the police station and told the officer wat happened the officer...
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci
An attorney ran over to the office of his client. ''I can't believe it!'' said the angered attorney, ''You sent a case of Dom Perignon to the judge in your.
Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper!