15> My old bronc, he done went wild, threw me, and I swear he smiled as I lay dazed, there in the grass, plucking cactus from my ass. 14> Two roads diverged in a snowy wood, and I reckoned I'd mosey down the one less...
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yo mammas so fat wen she got pulled over and the cop asked for her D/L it said to be continued yo mamas so fat shes got a peg leg.
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife is going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the.
A drunk man was casually taking a piss into a drinking fountain in the park. A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically, "What the hell do you think you're doing? There's a public toilet 20 feet from here!" The man, amazed, yells...
There were two kids one was named mind ur bisness and the other one was named trouble and they were playing in the woods and trouble got lost so mind.
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci
An attorney ran over to the office of his client. ''I can't believe it!'' said the angered attorney, ''You sent a case of Dom Perignon to the judge in your case? That judge is as straight as an arrow. Now we're certain to lose this...
Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper!
Knock Knock Who's there? Zoom! Zoom who? Zoom did you expect! Knock Knock Who's there? Zsa Zsa! Zsa Zsa who? Zsa Zsa last Knock Knock joke! Knock Knock Who's there?.
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no to the question.The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never...