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Noah And Today's Ark

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The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good people and two of...

Hose

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A drunk man was casually taking a piss into a drinking fountain in the park. A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically, "What the hell do you think you're doing? There's a public toilet 20 feet from here!" The man, amazed, yells...

An attorney ran over to

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On February 13, 2009
An attorney ran over to the office of his client. ''I can't believe it!'' said the angered attorney, ''You sent a case of Dom Perignon to the judge in your case? That judge is as straight as an arrow. Now we're certain to lose this...

Were you ever arrested?

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On February 13, 2009
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no to the question.The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never...
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