Your mama so ugly for halloween she trick or treats on the phone. Your mama so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application. Your mama so ugly when she walks by a toilet it flushes itself. Your mama so...
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Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired. Yo mama's so old her social security number is one. Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age.
15> My old bronc, he done went wild, threw me, and I swear he smiled as I lay dazed, there in the grass, plucking cactus from my ass. 14> Two.
Johnny was 8 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his...
Knock KnockWho's there?Greta!Greta who!Greta job!
Knock KnockWho's there?Thayer!Thayer who?Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!
Knock-Knock Who's there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoehead!
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship.".
New Corporate Cost-Cutting Policy Due to the current financial situation, changes will be made to the Business Travel standards and Procedures Manual. Effective Monday the following revised procedures apply: Lodging.
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school...