A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?" The husband replies, "Well, not exactly....
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your mamas so fat, when she walked on to a big yellow school bus she said wheres the cream filling.
Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me." The second one says, "Oh,.
Johnny was 8 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his...
Knock KnockWho's there?Greta!Greta who!Greta job!
Knock KnockWho's there?Thayer!Thayer who?Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!
Knock-Knock Who's there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoehead!
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship.".
New Corporate Cost-Cutting Policy Due to the current financial situation, changes will be made to the Business Travel standards and Procedures Manual. Effective Monday the following revised procedures apply: Lodging.
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school...