Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me." The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!" The first one says, "And see that shiny new...
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For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward.
In the year 4000, scientists invented a machine that transferred the pain of childbearing from the mother to the father. Hal and Binky are going to have septuplets, and they.
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology. When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"
Cold? Decorators have created a new interior decorating style, "modern igloo".
Your mama so ugly for halloween she trick or treats on the phone. Your mama so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application. Your.
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired. Yo mama's so old her social security number is one. Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead. Yo mama's such a whore that I could've been Yo...
Written by a Viet Nam Vet GOD BLESS AMERICA! "In Memory of The Twin Towers" Warning song to Osama bin Laden (the tune of Rawhide) The devil came from nowhere.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says "I have some bad news. You have HAGS." "What is HAGS" the man asks."It's herpes, AIDS, gonorrhea, and syphilis" says the doctor."Oh...