Your mama so ugly for halloween she trick or treats on the phone. Your mama so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application. Your mama so ugly when she walks by a toilet it flushes itself. Your mama so...
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Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired. Yo mama's so old her social security number is one. Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age.
Written by a Viet Nam Vet GOD BLESS AMERICA! "In Memory of The Twin Towers" Warning song to Osama bin Laden (the tune of Rawhide) The devil came from nowhere.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says "I have some bad news. You have.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?" The husband replies, "Well, not exactly....
your mamas so fat, when she walked on to a big yellow school bus she said wheres the cream filling.
Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me." The second one says, "Oh,.
For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn,...