How do you tell if barbie is on her period? All your Tic tacs are missing.
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Your momma is so poor . . . When I walked in, there were roaches all over the TV. I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Watching.
What the world is like in TV land: 1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall. 2. Your car will always start immediately unless.
How do men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in a room. Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you? What's...
Q What did one sperm cell say to the other sperm cell? A. Last one there gets a rotten egg!
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists; two men and a woman. For the.
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
Knock KnockWho's there?Norma!Norma who?Norma'lly I have my key!
Knock Knock Who's there? Usher! Usher who? Usher wish you would let me in! Knock Knock Who's there? Uta! Uta who? Uta sight, uta mind! Knock Knock Who's there? Utah!.
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" "Well... not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well... not exactly...." "I sit up and beg and...