God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and...
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Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. How do you know when a blonde has used your computer? There's white-out all over the screen. Why did.
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a.
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Good evening my fellow Americans. First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You.
Knock KnockWho's there?Allan!Allan who!Allan-d of Manhattan!
A very tired husband came home from the office after a long grueling day to find his wife in her sexiest nightgown waiting for him at the door with a couple of glasses of wine in hand.She took his briefcase from him and led him...
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't.
640K ought to be enough for anybody -Bill Gates,1981
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!