A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capitalism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government...
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How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..
A lady said, "I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!" The man said, "You�re on!. Now where is my thousand dollars?" The lady said,.
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, ''Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?'' The mother says, ''It's my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings.'' The doctor gives Darla a good...
Return your keysBefore a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy. Before some toasts were made, the best man said to the guests,.
A couple was celebrating their 25th anniversary, and really doing it up the same as 25 years ago. They renewed their vows with the same minister who had married them,.
One day a kid named Daniel was asked to stay after class to talk to his teacher because he got in trouble. Instead of staying after his teacher told him "Ill let you go if I can have sex with you." Daniel said ok because...
Knock!Knock! Whose there? Maddam! Maddam who? Maddam foot stuck in your door!
"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home to supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes.
Why cant babies get married? Because they dont know how to tie the knot!