A couple was celebrating their 25th anniversary, and really doing it up the same as 25 years ago. They renewed their vows with the same minister who had married them, had a reception in the same hall and went to the same hotel for their...
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One day a kid named Daniel was asked to stay after class to talk to his teacher because he got in trouble. Instead of staying after his teacher told him.
Knock!Knock! Whose there? Maddam! Maddam who? Maddam foot stuck in your door!
"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home to supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that."...
Why cant babies get married? Because they dont know how to tie the knot!
Q: If A woman of 35 think of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A: Dating children.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
What does a 40 year old woman have between her breasts that an 18 year old doesn't?Her navel!
yo mamma is so skinny she said hi to an eraser
Don't think of it as overwhelming numbers, think of it as a wide selection of targets. Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com