There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future. One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa." The next day his grandfather dropped dead of a...
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A doctor was waiting for his next patient and when they arrived, it was a georgeous blonde. The doctor almost lost his control because he was so attracted. He let.
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how.
your mums so dumb she got raped by a door knob!
what do you get if you cross a jeep with a dog? a land rover
Yo mama so stupid she had to jump over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school...
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting. "Honey," she says, "now that we're married, will you.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians. (Courtesy of Richard Lederer, Ph.D. "Fractured English.") - By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better. - Patient has chest pain if she lies...