Your mama is such a whore that when she walks her pussy claps!
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Yo mama so dumb she jumped out a window and got stuck in mid air.
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why.
The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Did you hear about the new computer virus? It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus". Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!
Procrastinate now!
What's twenty feet long and smells like urine? A crowd of old people line dancing.
Knock KnockWho's there?Sherbert!Sherbert who?Sherbert forest is where Robin Hood lived!
Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Singles bars would have metal detectors.
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school...