There was this guy and he lived on the 52 level of a skyscraper, and worked on the 3 floor. When he goes to work he uses the elevator, however; when he come back up to his apartment he uses the elevator to the 36...
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Knock KnockWho's there?Sherbert!Sherbert who?Sherbert forest is where Robin Hood lived!
Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Singles bars would have metal detectors.
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card, invite her to your apartment for...
The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Did you hear about the new computer virus? It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus". Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!
Procrastinate now!
What's twenty feet long and smells like urine? A crowd of old people line dancing.
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who's wife was a well known sex addict. But because the man could not be home all of the time,.
Knock KnockWho's there?Rocky!Rocky who?Rocky bye baby on the tree top...!