Your momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow dress people yell "TAXI,TAXI!"
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Your mama is such a whore that when she walks her pussy claps!
Yo mama so dumb she jumped out a window and got stuck in mid air.
What has Action Man got in common with Michael Jackson? Both are white, made of plastic and have small parts that could choke young children! Submitted by Carly Edited by Curtis
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather.
It has been reported Osama Bin Laden has called for all muslim women to shave their pubic hair! But experts say he is taking his anti-Bush campaign too far! Submitted by calamjo Edited by Curtis
Here I sit, Same as ever, Took a dump and, Pulled the lever, Toilet clogged, Overflowed, Watch out world, It's the motherload!!!
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos? The Scenic Root.
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells: 'PIG!!' The man immediately leans out his window and replies 'BITCH.' They each continue...