Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather.
It has been reported Osama Bin Laden has called for all muslim women to shave their pubic hair! But experts say he is taking his anti-Bush campaign too far! Submitted.
Here I sit, Same as ever, Took a dump and, Pulled the lever, Toilet clogged, Overflowed, Watch out world, It's the motherload!!!
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos? The Scenic Root.
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and.
A man walks into a public men's room, His arms are held awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging limply, fingers spread apart. He approaches another man and asks, 'Excuse me, but could you please unzip my fly?' The second fellow is embarrassed, but feels...
There was this guy and he lived on the 52 level of a skyscraper, and worked on the 3 floor. When he goes to work he uses the elevator, however;.
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Your momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow dress people yell "TAXI,TAXI!"