What has Action Man got in common with Michael Jackson? Both are white, made of plastic and have small parts that could choke young children! Submitted by Carly Edited by Curtis
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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather.
It has been reported Osama Bin Laden has called for all muslim women to shave their pubic hair! But experts say he is taking his anti-Bush campaign too far! Submitted by calamjo Edited by Curtis
Here I sit, Same as ever, Took a dump and, Pulled the lever, Toilet clogged, Overflowed, Watch out world, It's the motherload!!!
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos? The Scenic Root.
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells: 'PIG!!' The man immediately leans out his window and replies 'BITCH.' They each continue...
Procrastinate now!
What's twenty feet long and smells like urine? A crowd of old people line dancing.
Knock KnockWho's there?Sherbert!Sherbert who?Sherbert forest is where Robin Hood lived!