One Christmas Eve a there was this girl who wanted to see Santa really bad. So she stayed up all night till Santa came. Finally she hears something on the roof. Then all of a sudden Santa came down the chimney. Ge puts all the...
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Last spring, a friend of mine was watching a segment on television about women tennis players being groped by their coaches. After hearing that, my friend began to think that.
A woman is speeding to work because she is late. A trooper pulls her over for speeding,and says where are you off to in such a hurry? She says im.
When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no tern unstoned. When painting baboons, leave no stern untoned.
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and.
A man walks into a public men's room, His arms are held awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging limply, fingers spread apart. He approaches another man and asks, 'Excuse.
There was this guy and he lived on the 52 level of a skyscraper, and worked on the 3 floor. When he goes to work he uses the elevator, however; when he come back up to his apartment he uses the elevator to the 36...
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Your momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow dress people yell "TAXI,TAXI!"
Your mama is such a whore that when she walks her pussy claps!