One Christmas Eve a there was this girl who wanted to see Santa really bad. So she stayed up all night till Santa came. Finally she hears something on the roof. Then all of a sudden Santa came down the chimney. Ge puts all the...
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Last spring, a friend of mine was watching a segment on television about women tennis players being groped by their coaches. After hearing that, my friend began to think that.
A woman is speeding to work because she is late. A trooper pulls her over for speeding,and says where are you off to in such a hurry? She says im.
When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no tern unstoned. When painting baboons, leave no stern untoned.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
two sisters with there family came frome Rassia to our cantry Ethiopia this year for the first time. me and the elder sister were talking about our difrenses when suddenly.
"I never give my opinion on political matters, but before we bomb Iraq, let's wait two weeks until Geraldo is over there." - Craig Kilborn *** Pythagorean theorem: 24 words The Lord's Prayer: 66 words Archimedes' Principle: 67 words The 10 Commandments: 179 words The...
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way.
Your momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow dress people yell "TAXI,TAXI!"
Your mama is such a whore that when she walks her pussy claps!