Dad, can I ask you something? Sure! What about? You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one. And what is this 'one' you're referring to? Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres? No! My nipples are...
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There was a man who bught a cigar. He went to his lawyer to have it insured against fire damage. The insurance company was outraged, so they took him to.
I can be very soft. You have to put me in very slowly, be very gentle with me and you have to wash me or you can get an infection..
Yo Mama So Fat.... ...she fell in love and she broke it ...she jumped on a scale and it said "to be continued" ...she jumped on a scale and it said "one at a time please" ...she jumped on a dollar and got four quarters...
A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like.
When Chelsea Clinton was young she walked in on her mom getting out of the shower. Pointing to her chest she asked her "What are those?" Hiliary's response was "Oh.
It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when.... 1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 2. You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom....
Knock KnockWho's there?Dustin Hoffman!Dustin Hoffman who?Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you!
George W. Bush was walking through an airport last week, when he saw an old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe and holding.
One Christmas Eve a there was this girl who wanted to see Santa really bad. So she stayed up all night till Santa came. Finally she hears something on the roof. Then all of a sudden Santa came down the chimney. Ge puts all the...