A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do...
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Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge!8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7..
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by.
What do you call a BLONDE with pig-tales? A blow job with handle bars!
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...? A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
two sisters with there family came frome Rassia to our cantry Ethiopia this year for the first time. me and the elder sister were talking about our difrenses when suddenly.
"I never give my opinion on political matters, but before we bomb Iraq, let's wait two weeks until Geraldo is over there." - Craig Kilborn *** Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"