I can be very soft. You have to put me in very slowly, be very gentle with me and you have to wash me or you can get an infection. You cover me with wet stuff, and rub me a lot. What am I? Contact...
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Yo Mama So Fat.... ...she fell in love and she broke it ...she jumped on a scale and it said "to be continued" ...she jumped on a scale and it.
A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like.
Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge!8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense?5. Better leave...
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by.
What do you call a BLONDE with pig-tales? A blow job with handle bars!
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...? A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose." "Oh no you're not," said the girl. "Then I'll take you to.
Q: How do you tell one bathroom full of statisticians from another?A: Check the p-value.