A man visited a woman when her husband was at work. Unexpectedly the husband came home earlier than usual. As the husband rang the bell, the lover panicked, but the woman said calmly, "Don't be nervous. Just dress and wait a minute." Then she picked...
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What did the whale spread on his toast? Jellyfish!!!!!
Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song) Day-O...oh Day-O, Air force come and they flatten your home Run Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding, Air force.
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me - all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped...
What do you call a BLONDE with pig-tales? A blow job with handle bars!
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...? A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose." "Oh no you're not," said the girl. "Then I'll take you to.
Q: How do you tell one bathroom full of statisticians from another?A: Check the p-value.
Dad, can I ask you something? Sure! What about? You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one. And what is this 'one' you're referring to? Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres? No! My nipples are...