What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard.
What did the whale spread on his toast? Jellyfish!!!!!
Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song) Day-O...oh Day-O, Air force come and they flatten your home Run Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding, Air force come and they flatten your home Hey USA, USA, USA... Air force come and they...
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -.
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis Reviewed by Tantilazing
Microsoft: YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE? Yes. ARE YOU REALLY SURE? Yes. ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE? *****yes!****** OK, THEN. JUST.
Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American.
yo mammas so poor she went into a kentucky fried chicken to lick other peoples fingers yo mammas so skanky that when she went to texis they said "ho down" and she ducked yo mammas like a squrile , shes always got nuts in her...