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An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't.
Microsoft: YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE? Yes. ARE YOU REALLY SURE? Yes. ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE? *****yes!****** OK, THEN. JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE'RE REQUIRED TO ASK YOU THAT NOW. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR...
Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American.
yo mammas so poor she went into a kentucky fried chicken to lick other peoples fingers yo mammas so skanky that when she went to texis they said "ho down".
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: 'Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!' 'Should the cabin loose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please, place the bag over your own mouth and...
A married couple decided to take some golf lessons... The husband went first. Now the husband was terrible at it! He couldn't even hit the ball! So, the golf instructor.
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of.
A man visited a woman when her husband was at work. Unexpectedly the husband came home earlier than usual. As the husband rang the bell, the lover panicked, but the woman said calmly, "Don't be nervous. Just dress and wait a minute." Then she picked...