yo mammas so poor she went into a kentucky fried chicken to lick other peoples fingers yo mammas so skanky that when she went to texis they said "ho down" and she ducked yo mammas like a squrile , shes always got nuts in her...
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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: 'Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!' 'Should the cabin loose pressure, oxygen masks.
A married couple decided to take some golf lessons... The husband went first. Now the husband was terrible at it! He couldn't even hit the ball! So, the golf instructor.
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time... "Class," said he, "My name begins with the...
A man visited a woman when her husband was at work. Unexpectedly the husband came home earlier than usual. As the husband rang the bell, the lover panicked, but the.
What did the whale spread on his toast? Jellyfish!!!!!
Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song) Day-O...oh Day-O, Air force come and they flatten your home Run Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding, Air force come and they flatten your home Hey USA, USA, USA... Air force come and they...
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -.
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have.
First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose." "Oh no you're not," said the girl. "Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks." "Oh no you're not." "Then I'll...