A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after she'll die, to which the man said-OK. Then she told him that he may bring the new wife to her home -Ok said the man, and...
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Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your age to the court for the record."Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old."Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us in your own words,.
Yo mamma is so fat she gets her toenails painted at Earl Shibe.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then the opposite of "progress" is "congress".
Little brother: Look, Sis, I've got a pack of cards. Big sister: Big deal!
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1300.01 GENERAL 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of attorneys with...
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers..
A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. I know, he says, they say 'you.
What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.