If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then the opposite of "progress" is "congress".
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Little brother: Look, Sis, I've got a pack of cards. Big sister: Big deal!
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1300.01 GENERAL 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls.
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5....
A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. I know, he says, they say 'you.
What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases: A billion seconds.
I want to be rich when I grow up With a manly and muscular figure. I want to grow up to be Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenneger. I want to want muscleman.
9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.