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Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts.
Gary matched Dan, drink for drink, trying to get him to talk about what was bothering him. Gentle prodding was ignored until after downing his ninth, Dan blurted out, "OK,.
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room. Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was...
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?" "The artwork," says Robert. "Very good. And you, Peter?" "Tits!" "Peter, get out!.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband:.
A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single.
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Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce.The Lawyer says OK, what are your grounds.My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with.""What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge...