13> Well, *something's* controlling the little people inside that big box. 12> Plumbers can't find source of that blood leak. 11> Every morning your 14-year-old son wakes up in a pool of what appears to be ectoplasm. 10> There's red stuff oozing from the walls,...
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Your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 you were on a scale!
What you get when you don't read the manual first.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. 2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key 3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 4. 2 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts.
Gary matched Dan, drink for drink, trying to get him to talk about what was bothering him. Gentle prodding was ignored until after downing his ninth, Dan blurted out, "OK,.
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room. Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was...
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?" "The artwork," says Robert. "Very good. And you, Peter?" "Tits!" "Peter, get out!.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband:.
A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single.