A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry at your sister," the mother says. "She doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the mother goes to investigate. This time...
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A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. I know, he says, they say 'you.
What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases: A billion seconds.
I want to be rich when I grow up With a manly and muscular figure. I want to grow up to be Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenneger. I want to want muscleman.
9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem. "My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me." "Is that a problem?".
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears. You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit. Your wife buys.
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after she'll die, to which the man said-OK. Then she told him that he may bring the new wife to her home -Ok said the man, and...