A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds then it comes crashing back down. He tries this a few more times with no success. All...
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Outside a Church: No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace.
We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town. Very early the next morning, our 3 1/2 -year-old ran into our bedroom to wake.
A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry at your sister," the mother says. "She doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the mother goes to investigate. This time...
Your momma is so skinny, if she grows an afro she would look like a used Q-Tip.
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage. The first is Smurf Sex... This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the.
Personally, I'm not the athletic type. I once sprained my wrist while reading "Sports Illustrated."
why did the chiken cross the park? to get to the other slide... from abigail melarangi age 8
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets. So when the man.
Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack and I'll plaster you.