INTER OFFICE MEMORANDUM SUBJECT: Solution to Y2K Problem Factory Networks is pleased to announce the successful completion of a pilot program that was developed to establish a low-cost solution to the Year 2000 issue. In accordance with the wishes of the our manager, at meeting...
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