A man was sitting on his back porch, crying. His wife comes out and asks: " What are you crying about?" The man sniffles, and asks his wife: "Remember when we were just dating, and your dad told me I would have to marry you...
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A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and.
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in.
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing,...
Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to.
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of.
10. "I see the flat tax wouldn't apply to you." 9. "Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here." 8. "I'd like you to exercise my pocket veto." 7. "Could you give my voting lever a little pull?" 6. "I said I wanted to...
Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0Combining a) and b) gives:2* log(-1) = 0Divide both sides by 2:log(-1) = 0
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Class size is limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult. Agenda 1. Combating Stupidity 2. You Too Can Do Housework 3. P.M.S. Learning To Keep Your Mouth Shut 4. How To Fill An Ice Tray 5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For...