An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."...
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People say that laughter is the best medicine...my face must be curing the world!
Two prostitutes in a van were driving through a small southern town displaying a sign on the side of their van that read: TWO PROSTITUTES LOOKING FOR WORK. When pulled.
''What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: "If i ever win the lottery what would you do?" The wife's respond was: "I would take half.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them...
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of retirees when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which she gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the...