I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
Sarcastic One-Liners
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue
“Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.”
“It’s all fun and games until someone doesn’t pick up on the sarcasm.”
"Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward."
“Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it.”
Always remember that you are absolutely unique... Just like everyone else...
"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege."
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him."