A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne... the works. Finally he asked her,...
Jokes
Once upon a time there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince.
A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company, “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything.
A man came home one day and said to his wife: "Honey, what would you do if I said I'd won the lottery?" She sneered: "I'd take half and then leave you." "Excellent," he replied. "I hit 3 numbers and won $10. Here's $5, pack...
The CEO of a major corporation asked his press officer to write a twenty-minute speech for the shareholders meeting. Upon his return from the meeting he is furious at the.
On a hot summer afternoon a beautiful young woman came across a secluded pool, largely hidden from view by a row of bushes. After checking that nobody was around, she.
My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman. “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “which would you get?” “A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”
A small boy turned to his Aunt Mildred and said: "My God, you're ugly!" His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a.
A woman with a minor injury was at the hospital because her doctor said she wanted to take a closer look at it to make sure everything was all right..
Ted walks into a bar and shouts out, "So, who's the strongest guy in here?" The toughest guy looks at him and says, "I am the strongest person around these parts! Why?" Ted smiles politely and asks, "Can you help me push my car to...