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Learning To Fly

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On April 16, 2023
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs, and crashed to the ground.After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the...

Dead Mule

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On April 14, 2023

A pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be.

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Emergency Response

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On April 14, 2023
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times. "Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged one, "we've cut our emergency response time by ten percent." "Not bad," the second paramedic commented, "but by using a computer model of...

High Class Pig

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On April 12, 2023

A farmer decided one day that he wanted to breed his prize-winning hog. So, he put her in a cart and wheeled her to a farm five miles away, to breed with.

Family Planning

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On April 11, 2023

There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the family planning office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right.

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Buck Hunting

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On April 10, 2023
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters, who wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck. "Where's Henry?" one of his...

Issue with Fidelity

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On April 9, 2023

Sitting at the bar, sad Rob told the bartender that he was drinking to forget the heartbreak of his broken engagement. "So what happened, dude? asked the bartender.“Well, what can.

Woman’s Job

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On April 8, 2023

Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer..

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Pest Affair

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On April 7, 2023
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!”, and she pushed him into the...
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