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Peace Operation

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On December 24, 2024
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent abroad as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions. Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do...

Great Loan

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On December 22, 2024

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to.

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Big Boots

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On December 21, 2024
This woman went through a bad break up. She grieved over her lost relationship, but eventually got better and decided it was time to have some fun again. She went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on...

Two Fishermen

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On December 19, 2024

Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of fish for his family,.

Vet Visit

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On December 18, 2024

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's.

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Doctor Visit

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On December 13, 2024
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled...

High Prices

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On December 11, 2024

A man was traveling far from home and stopped at a store off the highway. He asked the clerk how much was a cold drink, the clerk said $3. The.

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A White Lie Cure

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On December 10, 2024
A woman went to the doctor's office with chronic hiccups. She was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the hallway screaming....
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