Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Dirty jokes
What's the bestialitist's motto? In dogs we thrust.
What do you call the space between Pamela Andersons breasts? Silicon valley
What does walking a tightrope across the Grand Canyon and having an 80 year old woman give you a blow job have in common?You just have to remember one thing...Don't look down!!
The jumbo jet is just coming into an Airport in Toronto on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom."This is Capt Johnson. We're on our final descent.
Q: What time is it when Michel Jaxon goes to sleep? A: When the big hand is on the little hand!
A worker on a construction site of a high rise building climbed all the way to the top of the building before realizing that he needed a second pair of hands to accomplish the task he had in mind. Not wanting to climb all the...
Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads: Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket? A: It's his photo ID. Q: What do Salami Bin.
Three generations of prostitutes were on vacation and discussing their profession when the youngest mentioned how upset she was that she was only recieving $100 dollars to give a blow.
A man said "fuc off" HA HA HA!