In one international conference, one nerdy scientist comes into the women's rest room. A lady cries at him, "This is for women." The man holding his goodie replies, "This is for women too."
Dirty jokes
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the.
A man walks into a wall with full erection and brakes his nose.. --- A flasher is thinking of retiring but changed his mind deciding to stick it out for.
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week." The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl's breasts. He then unbuttoned...
On Fred's 86th birthday one of his female neighbors, from down the hall in the old folks home, came into his room and unzipped his pants. She the proceeded to.
Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli!
A recent survey asked 100 women if their c#*t twitched after sex. 98% replied no he usually just rolls over and falls asleep.
A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They are both really depressed. The man asks the woman why she's so down.
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline......" If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who...