Boy, Officer & Squirrel
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said,
“Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature i shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy,
“I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
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