Big Party
By Heaven and hell are separated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said “Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence.” Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence…but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before.
“Satan!” beckoned God. “You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!”
“Yeah? What if I don’t?” replied the devil.
“I’ll sue you if I have to,” answered God.
“Sure,” laughed Satan. “Where are you going to find a lawyer?”
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One day a little boy was on the sidewalk with a box of puppies. He had a sign that said Free puppies. A minister walked by and asked the little boy what kind of puppies he had. He said that they were Methodist puppies. Then minister laughed and went on his way.
Two weeks later the same little boy was on the sidewalk with a box of puppies and this time he had a sign that said Puppies for Sale. The same minister walked by and said, Aren’t those the same puppies that you said were methodist puppies and were trying to give them away two weeks ago. The little boy said, “Yes sir, but now they are more valuable. They are Baptist puppies.” The minister wanted to know how puppies could switch denominations. The little boy explained patiently, “Well you see sir, ” Now they have their eyes open. “
Thanks for the jokes. They often help one make their day! We still need humor in this crazy, mixed-up world in which we live. Humor is such a great gift. The smile muscles in the face get a good work-out.