Bedtime Story

A seven-year-old girl walked into her mother’s bedroom in the middle of the night and asked her to tell her a bedtime story.
The mother wasn’t thrilled with the request and said, “It’s almost two in the morning.”
“I know, Mommy, but I had a bad dream, and I won’t fall back asleep without a story,” replied her daughter.
The mother scooted in bed, raised the sheets, and said, “Ok, get in here with me. We’ll wait for your father to come back, and I bet he will have a heck of a story for us both.”