Awkward Elevator Ride

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a
magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, “Why, hello, Teddy, how
are you?”
A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room, when the
piqued bride demanded: “Who was that woman?!”

“Take it easy, honey,” said the groom, “I’m going to have trouble enough
explaining you to her.”