Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If...
Author: wptangerine
A guy underwent a surgery and met with his doctor afterward to discuss next steps in his recovery. Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?" Doctor :.
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth."Eighty dollars", says the dentist."That's a ridiculous amount!" the man says..
A man called his wife from work one Friday afternoon and told her to pack his bags for a fishing trip. He told her that he and some guys from work were going fishing for the weekend. "Pack some clothes, get out my fishing poles...
A young woman knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What have you done, child?" asked the priest. The woman said, "Father, I have.
A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, mayday! My pilot.
One woman married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above,...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the.
A fellow dies and goes to hell. To his surprise, when he enters his new apartment in hell, he is welcomed by a room full of beautiful blondes. He moves through.
On the school's photo day, the children had all been photographed in their nice outfits. After the photo session, the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.With a wide smile, she said, "Pictures are keepsakes forever. Just...