Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem," said the first one. "What is it?" "My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to buy my mother-in-law a present for her birthday, from the two of us. And I am fresh...
Author: wptangerine
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother was an.
A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she.
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like hours, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to...
A blonde saw another blonde weeping beside her car. "Do you need help?" she asked. The weeping blonde replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlock thing,.
Larry's barn burned down, and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand dollars, and I.
A blonde went to "Jim's Seafood Store" and asked the owner what was the best part of the fish.Jim smirked and said, "The best part of the fish is the head. Not only is it good, but the head will make you smarter too."The blonde...
A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions.The man asks, "Is it true.
A woman walked into an antique store that was down the street from her home. As she wondered around the store, the clerk asked her what she was interested in..
An old, hearing-impaired gentleman visited his doctor. At the end of the visit, his doctor warned him that he had a heart murmur and thus should be careful.Not even a week later, the doctor was surprised to see the old fellow out on the town,...