Jog for Jesus
Author: wptangerine
An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought. -Robert Heinlen
When your wife gives your favorite polyester leisure suit to Goodwill and a teenager shows up at your door wearing it on Halloween night. When you throw away your alarm.
Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" Come and listen to my story of a man named John, A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone. It seems one night after gettin' with his wife, She lopped off his schlong with the swipe of...
Knock KnockWho's there?Gus!Gus who!Gus you don't want to play?!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a.
Q: What does an accountant do for birth control? A. He talks about his business.
Did you see where that lady that won the 20 million dollar lawsuit for the McDonald's coffee being too hot, is suing Walmart? Apparently she bought an Ernie Irvin Shirt.
Un psic�logo venezolano llama a un colega a las 2 de la ma�ana: "�Tienes que venirte para mi consultorio inmediatamente!" "�A las 2 de la ma�ana?" "�Es que tengo un.
malamute x pointer = moot point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't seem to matter. bull terrier x s***** = bulls****, a gregarious but unreliable breed. pointer x setter = poinsetter, a traditional christmas pet. kerry blue terrier x skye terrier = blue skye,...