Teacher: Okay class. Time for a pop quiz. Little Girl (7th grade) Oh. Your quizzes are hard.Teacher: (Playing with the word quiz) My little quizzees aren't hard.Little Girl: If you're quizzees aren't hard, I hate to see your testees.
Author: wptangerine
there was this blonde and she was really over weight so she went to tha doctor and shes like i need to lose wait..so he says ok..eat 2 days then.
The bad news is that the government is predicting a big recession. The good news is that the government hasn't been right yet.
A man walks into a tattoo parlour, and asks the tattoo artist to tattoo a picture of a hundred dollar bill on his penis. The tattoo artist, being a sensitive man, refuses, telling the man that it would be too painful to do that. The...
Bert had been married for years, and was starting to have some problems getting it up. One of his friends told him that he should surprise his wife one of.
Esto es un t�o con joroba que va paseando por el campo cuando suena un estampido, y aparece ante �l Lucifer, quien le pregunta: "�T�! �Qu� llevas en la espalda?".
Tom was meeting with a train station inspector. Tom had all his equipment in top shape so the inspector decided to give him a quiz to see if he could trip him up. The inspector began: "What would you do if you saw two trains...
You might be a redneck if your truck's roof is higher than your trailer's.
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your.
yo mam has more pricks than a 50 year old dart board!!!