A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to...
Author: wptangerine
Yo' mama so fat, when she dances, the band skips!
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!
How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb? 1003. Two to hold the ladder, one to screw the light bulb into a faucet, and 1000 to flood the internet with rumors about the upcoming faucet-bulb feature in the next version of...
You're probably a redneck if your family tree doesn't fork. More than one living relative is named after a southern Civil War general. You've ever used lard in bed. Your.
How many people do you know who have actually READ their entire insurance policy and are prepared to discuss it intelligently? -Richard Guindon Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
A friend was thinking of a password to login to his computer, after a while, he chose the word "penis." After typing the word in, the computer read, "Password rejected,.
Judge: Are you defending yourself? Defendant: Yes, your Honor. Judge: You know that if you cannot afford it, the State may appoint you a lawyer. Defendant: I know, your Honor,.
1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. 2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good....