If you do not care where you are, then you aren't lost.
Author: wptangerine
Why are men so intellegent during sex? Because they are plugged into geniuses!
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop.
You might be a liberal if: * You've ever left your sociology class thinking, "That professor really knows what he/she/it is talking about." * You associate the words "model American" with "Bill Clinton" * You think Dan Rather represents media impartiality * Your response to...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one,.
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Feel Free to Cut and Paste The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of...
Three guys are walking down the beach when they see this beautiful woman laying naked on the beach. Well the first guy goes over to her and starts making love.
Your Mammas so, so fat, dat when she dresses in yellow, people yell out "Taxi!Taxi!"" "
Here's a story about a guy who got a credit card bill stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. Next month he got another, did the same thing. The next month they sent him a very nasty note stating they...