You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers.
Author: wptangerine
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.84. Wipe deoderant all over your roommate's walls.
theres a scotish man a english man and a irish man.They go treasure hunting in a cave and find a multicoloured slide.The scotish man goes down it and he sees.
El Ministro de Relaciones Exteriores de Tontilandia visita al Papa. Al despedirse, una vez terminada la reuni�n, le manifiesta: "Dele mis m�s sinceros saludos a su esposa", y se marcha. Sorprendido, el Papa le manifiesta a su ayudante: "�Vio que falta de respeto? �Mandarle sus...
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El cient�fico: Mira al suelo mientras mea y al mismo tiempo examina las burbujas y hace experimentos sobre la presi�n del chorro de acuerdo con la magnitud del pujo. El.
Why is a lawyer worse than a tapeworm? because a lawyer continues sucking you even when you are dead!
Your so poor that when i walked in the front door and stepped on a cockroach the family started singing clap your hands stomp your feet thank the lord we.
Yo mommas so fat she waves a popsical stick around and cals it airconditioning
A woman is in her doctor's office, and suddenly shouts out "Doctor, kiss me!" The Doctor looks at her and says, "It's against the code of ethics to kiss you." About 20 minutes later the woman again shouts out "Doctor, please, kiss me just once!"...