Author: wptangerine

The Splice

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On March 16, 2009
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's penis. Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's penis crept...
One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with...

Women's instructions

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On March 15, 2009
WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse. Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

The Tromboom…

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On March 15, 2009

(Please don't try this at home)August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a misplaced moment of inspiration decided to make his own contribution to.

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