Man walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo. Tattoo artist: " What kind of tattoo do you want ?" Man: "I want the new $100 dollar bill tattooed on my penis." Tattoo artist: "Why?" Man: "3 reasons: 1. I like to play...
Author: wptangerine
yo mamma is so old she has a social seceritey number of 0
Your mama is so old she farts dust!!!!
Twas the night before crisis, And behind White House doors, Not a creature was stirring, Especially Al Gore. The interns were nestled, Dressed in their berets, In hopes that Saint Bubba Would come out to play. When on the East Lawn, There arose such a...
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart.
* "Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been!" * "David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath? He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
LIttle Johnny went into a toy store. He took a toy plane and gave the clerk fake money. The clerk told him, "Hey you, this ain't real money." Little Johnny.
IBM: Institute of Black Magic