Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Author: wptangerine
Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to date her mother. ...You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play.
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,.
how do u drowned a blond ?? YOU PUT A SMELLY STICKER AT A BOTTOM OF A POOL AND GO TELL THEM TO SNIFF IT !!!!!!
Voy a contarles mi historia. No es una historia de amor ni tiene un final feliz, pero es la �nica que tengo por haber nacido as�: FEO, muy FEO. Cuando.
Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the.
Jean Pierre was having a costume party and told all his friends that they must come dressed as an emotion. The night of the party the doorbell rang and there stood Ann Marie dressed in black and she said "I am gloom." A few minutes...
Why do women exist? Because cows are too big, sheep can't cook and chickens explode!
A man and his wife had six children and the man was very proud of that. He would boast and brag in any way possible about his six little children..
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service gas station. She forgot to put out the cigarette she was smoking as she began to pump her gas, so she flicked it away. A spark...