What's the difference between singer George Michael and a microwave oven? A microwave stops when you open the door.
Author: wptangerine
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.'' The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus.
"Never Confuse a Memo With a Reality" is a book by Richard A. Moran from the "Lifes Little Instruction Book" series. It covers advice for the business person. One of.
Sign on a nuclear containment building: WARNING: Radiation area. Prefaded genes only.
Q. what sexual position makes the ugliest children? A. well i do not know, ask your parents.
My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes- Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.Lie.
Little Bobby had a drink but he shall drink no more, for what he thought was H2-O was H2-SO4.
You have ever come home and heard a ruckus in the bathroom. When you looked in, one of the injured fowl had escaped, found the chicken in the mirror, and.
You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
Why do women always use DIAL soap? Because DIAL spelled backwards equals happiness!