Q. What's grey and comes in quarts? A. An elephant.
Author: wptangerine
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.90. Trash the room when your roommate's not around..
A Canadian study shows that smokers seem to have smaller penises, due to the smoking.Health Canada should take note of that penis study.There is no doubt that news of reduced.
1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. 2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." 3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. 4. He asks a hostile witness to "pull my...
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90's OLD---------------NEW conservative--reactionary the establishment--white power elite hearing person--temporarily aurally abled sighted person--temporarily visually abled blind--visually challenged mute--vocally challenged deaf--aurally challenged dead--metabolically different.
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
A man is walking down the road on a nice autumn day, when he comes across an old bottle. He decides to rub it, (as you do to old bottles you find laying in the road) and lo and behold, a genie pops out. (As...
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Steve Martin "You know that look women get when they want sex? ..
1. Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce that it will be the teaching assistant for the semester. Assign it an office and office hours. 2. Point the overhead.
A man had to go to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at the Motel in town, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting. He asked the clerk where the nearest...