Your mama so ugly when she joined an uglyness contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Author: wptangerine
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 60 =-------------------------------------- In the engineering building, in small print low on the wall in the front of the stall so you had to lean.
Your momma is sooo fat, every time she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society... DIRECTRA -- a dose of this.
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A: A Space Invader.
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A doctor?" "And why's that?" "Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes.
how is binladen like fred flinston? when he looks through the window he sees rubble!
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, the...