The bartender says to Mulligan, "No more gin for you, me boy, you're plastered." So Mulligan says to the bartender: "Plashtered, me? Why, I can see that one eyed cat coming into the pub way over there!" The barman says to Mulligan, "One eyed cat?...
Author: wptangerine
One day two cactuses were driving down the road. They passed a car with two really hot cantaloupes so one of the cactuses rolls down the window and yells "Hey!.
Q. Why doesn't Barbie have babies? A. Ken comes in a different box!
Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
What do you get when you put 50 politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? - 100 people who don't do dick!
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and.
Q: What is the similarity between lightning and a violist's fingers? A: They both never strike the same place twice. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
Why Dogs don't surf the web... Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear.
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid of weeds. Mouse-Something the cat chases.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Nice legs....what time do they open? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking...